Android to Dumb Down New IOS for iPhone Users

Android to Dumb Down New IOS for iPhone Users

At the small tech convention this year in a privet meeting one of Android’s executive talked about how they were trying to corner the market. They will attempt gain more business from iPhone users with their new Android ISO. The new Android IOS will be far less complicated/dumbed down so that the target capture market will change over to Android.

Some of the new features that this IOS will have is a one button system. The Android executive reportedly sated “There will only one button and that will be called the “DO” button which will cutdown confusion with the new iPhone users.” Other reported functions were as fallows to select applications on the new IOS you would need to beat it vigorously against a large rock.

The new IOS would also have a new phone. The phone will look much like a Fisher Price play phone and be made out of the cheapest material possible. The executive reportedly mentioned “We will make billions of dollars off of this new phone. First off of initial sales and then of resales.” The executive went on to mention that none of the damage the phone would sustain from every day use would be covered under warrantee or replacement plan. “The stock holders think its brilliant and will make them a lot of money.” The executive reportedly exclaimed.

The cost of the phone for everything is reportedly pennies compared to the standard Android phone and the price for the new phone and IOS for iPhone users will be so high that the profit margins will skyrocket. The Android executive feels that this strategy will work and they will make the best profits they have in years.